chosen1
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“I have a plan! I have a Plan!” – dude with 2 heads
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Lechnology
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Obi-wan: Great, another pathetic lifeform.
Two-Heads: At least we’re taller and don’t talk like a Jamaican frog.
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Blunty
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“two heads are better than obiwan.
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MindGame
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“Yep, I’ve definately had too much to drink.”
-MindGame
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LG
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With an extra head, Stan was able to tell his friends the meaning of life.
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White Guy on a Stick
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Obiwan – “Man, I have such a head ach!”
Two head dude – “Lucky you. We have two.”
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chosen1
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jar jar: Hiya! mesa so gladden to see yoosa!
Two heads: what is this weird looking creature?
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Gray Scale
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Red Head Girl: Be polite, don’t mention his ‘deformity’
Two-headed dude: I won’t. But the pillock has got a very silly beard.
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BertL
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Girl: “Those two heads look so similar, don’cha think, Obi-Wan?”
Obi-Wan: “Yes. Especially the top head.”
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chosen1
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Obiwan: “what is two times two?”
Two head: “eight you pillock!”
EDIT: I Would like to expalain the logic in this:
2 X 2 is actually 4 but because the 2 headed dude had 2 heads he registers it as twice as much, therefor it would be eight.
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Gray Scale
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I thought that you were my friend, but now I can see that you’re a two-faced pillock!
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Blue
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Sorry for the delay. That’s what you get when you start watching FMA. 
There were some really good ones, but I’d like to give a special mention to Puddleglum, for managing to use pillock three times in one sentence.
And in what seems to be a record, BertL managed to break the rules within the first half hour. Filmbrain kinda did too, but gets away with it only because it took me a minute to twig what he meant.
2nd Runner-up: BertL. Although your addition to 17′s was funnier, you voided it by editing. And it was against the rules.
“BertL” wrote: “Obi-wan, I’d like you to meet two pillocked friends of mine. Obi, come back! It’s a mask! Don’t run away! HEY!”
1st Runner-up: grayscale, this really made me smile.
“grayscale” wrote: Red Head Girl: Be polite, don’t mention his ‘deformity’
Two-headed dude: I won’t. But the pillock has got a very silly beard.
And the winner is…
17! I crack up every time I read this.
“17″ wrote: “Hey everybody look- it is that pillock of a president Zaphod Beeblebrox!”
“Where’s his third arm?”
You’re up 17. I’m sure you can find a better image than I did.
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chosen1
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YAY! Congrats 17! :party: :applause:
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evilmation
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good job 17. I no this is late but I want to say it —obi wan”are you the head seller because my freind here ….wants to look alot different.”
2 headed guy”y would such a beautifle young thing want to change the way she looks”
obi wan-”no the other freind”
2 headed guy”wat you mean frog for brains over there”
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