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    RP Hoogle
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    If the position for Minister Of Discussion is available in the future. I wish to run. This is my platform

    “VOTE FOR ROOSELVELT” (It worked for him)

    Hi RP Hoogle here. Recently, while I was munching down some pancakes, I thought “Boy! Look at the internet!” and then I was like “Boy I’m right that needs changed” so I thought to myself that interpretive dance will never fix anything. So I moved on and decided that RP, the man of our time, should run for MoD

    Here are the key Ideas which I will stand by

    Brickfilms.com is like a coffee shop. You go in for a coffee and you see a Cinimon Twirl which looks nice so you buy that. You like it. Bit sweet though. So you decide to get the flapjack thing which has ginger in it. Tastes good. Has a nice tangy twist. Then suddenly you need to go to the toilet. You do and finish your business then you leave but the door is jammed. You can’t open it. As you think you shall rot in your pongy cell the man from Del Monte axes the door down and saves you. He then offers you a job on a banana plantation. You accept but unbeknownst to you there is a fish in his hat. This fish is actually Morgan Freeman in disguise. You never knew that did you? No ofcoarse not.

    This site is growing all the time and in recent months that growth is speeding up with publicity in newspapers and even now on TV. What’s next? Maybe we can hire Morgan Freeman? If I’m elected I shall contact Morgan Freeman to be our public happy face.

    I propose we use a policy of appeasement as I and many believe the Treaty Of Versailles was too harsh on Germany. However I did hope France would defend the Rhineland but meh what do I know about the French.

    My list of disciplinary actions for a spammer.
    1. They will be told to stop
    2. If they continue to cause mischief they will be told to stop
    3. If they cause mischief after that they will be permanently told not to.

    However I expect something of you. I don’t want any witch hunts i.e. Saying Ursula Andress is a witch when she isn’t. The cake is here. The cake will be eaten. Causing a witch hunt only causes less cake.

    I propose that a glympse of stalking was rather shocking. But nowadays anything goes.

    Guys I love you. I love me. I love everyone. Talk to me please. Communication is the most important part in any relationship. And I go down with the ship.

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    maggosh
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    I dunno…you dumped Jeorge…

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    Jeorge
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    … RP You have broken my heart. Therefore, You will go out with me! :) :cheer:

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    RP Hoogle
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    I broke it so I could get in you see? You’re the egg of my lust.

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    Jeorge
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    Oh! You devil you!

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    brianfast
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    A confessed spammer turned minister of discussion?

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    “brianfast” wrote: A confessed spammer turned minister of discussion?

    Hey, send a thief to catch a thief :P

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    Littlebrick
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    “brianfast” wrote: A confessed spammer turned minister of discussion?

    His banner is cool, okay!?

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    Brickfield
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    I wil vote fo u buddy.

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    RP Hoogle
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    Same to you to buddy old pal.

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