“Comrades”, that reminds me of what Snowball used to call the other animals in the famous communism allegory, Animal Farm. At least peanut studios will vote for you.

History has shown that Communism does not work. I have read Animal Farm, and I assure I am not a communist and that the Party of Numenor is not communist. (I don’t really see how one could interject communism into news updates anyhow.) I thought that using the word ‘Comrade’ would add an element of humor to my announcement. Any serious criticism on a basis of word choice like this is pretty weak, and would seem to serve the idea that you cannot think of any real criticism. So thank you.

-Smeagol

The coccyx is not connected to the femur. And I must declare that despite an adequate degree of scrutinization, I (with no abridgement of despondency) am unable to perceive how either of these relate in any manner to the lavatory.

-This has been another straight-shooting message from your friendly Minister of Information Candidate, Smeagol.

Ha ha, yes. Well, it works for the government itself anyway. My guess is that many of the people of the People’s Republic of China would disagree. Before being carried off and shot.

-Smeagol

The coccyx is not connected to the femur. And I must declare that despite an adequate degree of scrutinization, I (with no abridgement of despondency) am unable to perceive how either of these relate in any manner to the lavatory.

-This has been another straight-shooting message from your friendly Minister of Information Candidate, Smeagol.

damn your smart